Twitspirationals Pt I. Vol. Relationships

-Arguing with my sis about how women know exactly what men what/how we are when they meet us and how they try to change it and it backfires.

-Ladies men are basic.Feed us, fuck us and dont cheat.and let a dude breathe.If he's always needing you on his back,you shouldnt be with him.

-Of course we want to have sex with you.The only men who dont are homosexuals and it is what it is. We just gotta be tactical w/ it.

-Stop trying to be a mom.

-Don't put a timetable on things. Go with the flow. If its meant to be, things will go as they will.

-Don't get catty to other females if you aint make your intentions known. Same goes for dudes. Stop being lame and caring about the next man

-If your gut feeling goes off, dead that person. Questioning them will chip away @ the trust ya'll got. I'd rather skip the BS. Cut a loss

-Don't make a square into a circle. I know ya'll see the potential in us, but men hate being forced. And dudes stop letting () run ya life

-A lotta dudes are foul. A lotta girls are foul. Learn how to be good for yourself first. Aint no one gonna hold you down like yourself.

-Ya'll wouldn't believe half the stuff I've been through/heard from chicks especially in the last two years.

-You just brush it off and grow. And its never that serious unless we talkin the monster and kids and I'm negative on both FTW

-You gotta crawl before you can walk.

-Problem is ya'll chicks/dudes put mad stock into people who aint doing the same for you...if it aint working, it aint working.

-Ladies, a dude aint bad cuz he wants ass....its how he says it.I don't blame you for not respecting a liar, but don't throw out the rest ...

-Just like I may not want something with you, I might not mind one with her. Ya'll offer two different alternatives and the best woman wins

-If ya'll fiendin, what you think is gonna happen? We gonna take advantage. Esp ppl who can spot weakness from a mile away. (Not me lol)...

-What you don't offer/do...some next dude/chick will...and so good you'll miss out on your chance. Not just sex either.

-Aint gotta disrespect women but dudes treat pussy like its the end all be all then wonder why the girl treats them sideways.

-And ladies, not all of you are wife/commitment material. All them songs/shows are a specifically marketed product.

-I have my issues and I aint perfect...but I don't BS people. I wouldn't want my time wasted and I live by the Golden Rule

-Ya'll need to be more honest with yourself and life. I've been good at that since age 13. Thanks Dad :-/

-Ladies you can be independent and not be bitchy. We'd like some consistency with that as well.

-Dudes, we gotta be more honest with ourselves and the women in our lives.

-Trust me...nothing like the respect a female gives you after you kept it 100...and you need respect before any dynamic is established

-Ya'll wanna cheat and then wonder why he/she looking @ you murderously when you sleeping LOL

-My paranoia is sometimes justified but I mean well

-Its real out here. You can get bodied over a chick or get your penis glued to your stomach..or hot grits on your pelvis. Or child support!

-Need to change ya'll lifestyle. Up in the clinic sweatin ya ass off cuz you aint living right LOL. Looking like ya'll running from the Beast

-In life there's codes of conduct that need to be lived by.

-Male or female, you must show respect/respectable actions to get respect. If you a ho Ima call you a ho.

-And its always someone who doesn't deserve something campaigning for shit the hardest. Play ya position

-Shit is mad wild.

-I may not be the most PC person out there but reality is harsh.

-And ladies sometimes ya'll need to release that tension. Initiate it and take us by shock. I recommend earlobe licking. Wheeewwwwwwww

-Wouldn't want her to take your man because you wouldn't lick his ear now would we?

-If you don't see it,it aint meant for you to see anyway.

-LOL and i aint mad or talking to anyone in particular...but this is a common trend. Summer is a relationship sniper.

-I'm "extremely single". There are multiple reasons but im smart enough to know my value now & Lord willing my stock will rise in the future.